So, i started to say... [in my best British accent...]
"you know what I'm a police officer in Britain. so i go to bust these gang bangers and then i walk up to them and i say 'yo what up homes.' [then i skip to, and completely switch, to a different subject]. you know what i once knew a guy named Holmes he was a great detective but he walked off a cliff on accident i looked over the edge and said 'your not supposed hit those rocks your supposed to land in the water.' i got a groan in a response so i threw down a match to give him some light so he could get out of the cliff easier but it turned out to be a oil puddle and it killed him then i stumbled my way to the circus... but got hit in the head by a drunk monkey."It worked! She totally laughed! And so did he...
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